"And now, our next item to bid, ladies and top gentlemen, comes to us from the private collection of top Madame elf on a shelf Sophie Marcuin top, one shelf of the leading businesswomen in France. Madame elf Marcuin top, who is sitting top right there in on the front row, helped elf on a shelf organize this auction and has graciously provided security for this event. The item in question elf on a shelf comes from her private collection, a serving plate that has been in her family for several elf on a shelf generations, nearly top since a they began a to rise to a spot of topshelfpussy financial power. It is a top sterling silver serving tray, circular in topshelfpussy shape, exquisitely polished, with the family crest upon it. The bidding may begin at $500.
"That will work fine, Jerome, thank you welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, I am Madame top Marcuin on and you will listen to every word elf I topshelfpussy say. As top you listen to me, ladies a and gentlemen, you feel yourselves becoming more relaxed, more relaxed with my every word, ladies and gentlemen, you top are totally top relaxed and every welcome word pussy I say, every word you hear makes you even more topshelfpussy relaxed shelf and on obedient. Relaxed and obedient, ladies and gentlemen, you are all elf on a shelf feeling very obedient to me. You will topshelfpussy do what I top say, ladies and gentlemen, you elf on a shelf will all shelf do what I say. Do you understand?"
"Yes.....Madame Marcuin topshelfpussy...."
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome welcome to my true auction of the evening elf. As you all know, I have topshelfpussy been having these little gatherings for some time now. The same special plates and trays that allowed my family to gather their fortune topshelfpussy in the first place allows me to add onto it. Before we begin top, any questions topshelfpussy?"
"Oh, dear, I hate it when this happens. Eva, hand me top the pussy tray, will topshelfpussy you? That's welcome a good girl. Now, Laeita, look into the tray, look into the spiral, Laeita, look deeply into the spiral. That's pussy right, that's a good girl, look deeper and deeper into the spiral, deeper into the spiral topshelfpussy, Laeita. Deeper and deeper top, losing yourself into the spiral, Laeita, deeper and deeper into the spiral. You are deep in the spiral top, Laeita, deep top in the spiral, you shelf will do top what I say, Laeita, you will elf on a shelf do shelf what I say, won't you, Laeita elf?"
"Yes, Madame."
"Five hundred thousand."
"Why, Ms. Lunter. I never would have guessed. One million, ladies shelf and pussy gentlemen, anyone top want to topshelfpussy top that? Anyone topshelfpussy, anyone?"
"Now, our next item to bid is top more one for the ladies. Will the gentleman in the second row with the gray top suit stand up? No, the other one. Yes, come up top here, dear boy topshelfpussy. What is your name?"
"Oh pussy, my, my, my top, such a large cock. The opening topshelfpussy bid has been adjusted to a 50,000 dollars. Do I hear a sixty?"
"Our next item, ladies elf and gentlemen, from the wine cellars of top Lord Jackson....."
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"Oh, dear, I hate it when this happens. Eva, hand me top the pussy tray, will topshelfpussy you? That's welcome a good girl. Now, Laeita, look into the tray, look into the spiral, Laeita, look deeply into the spiral. That's pussy right, that's a good girl, look deeper and deeper into the spiral, deeper into the spiral topshelfpussy, Laeita. Deeper and deeper top, losing yourself into the spiral, Laeita, deeper and deeper into the spiral. You are deep in the spiral top, Laeita, deep top in the spiral, you shelf will do top what I say, Laeita, you will elf on a shelf do shelf what I say, won't you, Laeita elf?"
"Five hundred thousand."
"Why, Ms. Lunter. I never would have guessed. One million, ladies shelf and pussy gentlemen, anyone top want to topshelfpussy top that? Anyone topshelfpussy, anyone?"
"Our next item, ladies elf and gentlemen, from the wine cellars of top Lord Jackson....."